I was once King Lin, the pinnacle of the three realms, and I could cut off the galaxy with just one thought. I've lived too long and I'm tired of it. Now, I just want to lie down and be a happy loser. After sealing 90% of his cultivation level, he changed his name to Xiuxiu and sneaked into the most useless "Xianyu Sect" in the world of cultivation. His goal was to guard the Sutra Pavilion and eat while waiting to die in the sun. But why do people and things always come to disturb my retirement life? The ants that were trampled to death turned into spirits, talking in sleep was regarded as the supreme scripture, and even a yawn could trigger strange phenomena in the world... I just wanted to be a salted fish in peace, but my strength did not allow it! And that Senior Sister Juan Wang, please stop waking me up early in the morning to practice! This article is also known as "The Boss's Art of Lying Down", "I Just Want to Keep a Low Profile, But Cause and Effect Don't Allow It", and "This Junior Brother Xianyu is Super Strong but Too Lazy".
