After Activating the Snark System, I Became the Empress's Husband

On the Jiuxiao Continent, gods and demons coexist. The Pillar That Reaches Heaven has shattered, and an age of chaos is about to begin.

Feng Wujin, heir to an ancient martial arts tradition, wields the Great Wilderness Fist Scripture and can shatter mountains and rivers with a single punch.

But his sharp tongue gets him into trouble, drawing him into the political storm surrounding Empress Ji Zhaohuang.

Then he unexpectedly gains a golden finger: he can grow stronger just by making sarcastic remarks.

With every quip, his cultivation surges and the laws of heaven and earth tremble.

While others spend ten years in grueling training, he breaks through his bottlenecks after three fits of laughter.

From a mocked nobody to a quip-wielding war god who makes gods and demons tremble.

He forms a pact with the empress, searches for crystal cores, laughs through the seals, and restores the Heavenly Dao.

The sharpest weapon in this world isn't a sword. It's his mouth.

In the end, he will subdue the ages with a single smile.