(For the record, this book really has no CP.)
Him, N years ago: “That’s weird, have you seen Intruder? Wasn’t he going home? Let’s go out and look for him!”
Han Mochen accidentally transmigrates back to the past. When he arrives in this world again, he asks, “Where’s my home?! Where are Him and the others? And where did Notch go?”
Han Yuchen: “I’ve got nothing to say except, bro, carry me to victory! Everyone, stay away from my brother, okay? Don’t worry, bro, I’ll always be your loyal lackey.”
Him has made it back, but Notch has locked him out of the house. “Open the door, you jerk!!!” He can’t get in, so his only option is to...
303: “Hey, why are you kicking me?!”
Him: “Sorry, 303. You’re the only one who can get in now.”
The Dreadlord: “We’ll miss you.”
The Wither Knight: “How about we send null in next time?”
Him: “Good idea.”
null: “...Could you please stop plotting right in front of me?!”
A very nice book