The Script Always Wants Me to Die, so I Fight Fire with Fire

[Non-serious system] [Non-serious protagonist] [Non-serious zombies] When the global biochemical crisis hit, Fang Xu discovered that he was actually a zombie! Still the lowest kind! Fang Xu, who has been a pure bull and horse for many years, received a "system" reminder ten days before New Year's Eve and learned that a biochemical crisis would break out in the world ten days later. Fang Xu, who had ten days to prepare, thought he could finally be like the protagonist in the novel, hoarding supplies, living in a fortress, enjoying a cheating life, having a peerless beauty, and being the chosen one. As a result, he who was an ox and horse before the apocalypse is still a tool after the apocalypse, becoming a zombie, the kind who gives heads to the chosen ones in the script! The system I thought was not a system, but a world script. There were no tasks, no rewards, only various forced plots for Fang Xu to kill the "Chosen One" in the script. "Old Mother Throwing Thunder!" Fang Xu decided that even if he is a zombie, he must be a zombie that even gives out cigarettes when the zombie king sees him! Soon, Fang Xu was killed by the "Chosen One" in the script... But I accidentally got stuck with script and virus bugs...