Director, Your Movie Makes No Sense!

Name: Director, Your Movie Makes No Sense!
Author: Smile at Forty

导演，你拍的不科学啊！

by Smile at Forty (笑看不惑)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 376k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 10mo ago
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[Showbiz + Urban Martial Arts + System Story]

A century ago, a catastrophe severed the roots of civilization in the nation of Daxia. As spiritual energy quietly returned and the world entered an age of cultivation, this country, a leader in modern weaponry, found itself in an awkward position: its people had no idea what cultivation was, its ancient texts contained no mention of cultivation methods or incantations, and even Body Tempering cultivators who had just awakened were exceedingly rare. Other nations, by contrast, had complete mythological traditions to draw on, and their people had already reached higher realms. Rumor even had it that an ancient nation had brought out an ancestral magical artifact, stirring up the world.

Lin Xuan, a gifted director who graduated from the Daxia Academy of Drama, had won international awards for several hard-core sci-fi films. But after binding himself to a “damn System,” he was forced down a completely unfamiliar path: making xianxia dramas.

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