My Days as a Nanny in Lord of the Mysteries

Yeyue was a tough guy who cried himself to death on the spot while reading the final chapter of Lord of the Mysteries. As a reward, he got a transmigration starter pack: from the start, he had four Beyonder Pathways, becoming a walking “human contradiction machine.”

Other people get cheats for their golden fingers. His golden finger is “multiple personalities”:

[Warrior] advances by taking the scolding for his teammates and “protecting” Captain Dunn’s hairline;

[Sailor] levels up by showering, imagining he’s the King of the Five Seas washing the deck;

[Corpse Collector] digests his potion by saying good night to Sealed Artifacts, showing the tender care of a top funeral-industry salesman;

Most incredible of all is [Criminal]. He digests his potion by “wanting to commit a crime but choosing to obey the law in the end.” His whole thing is “pissing off demons by obeying the law.”

His main quest is to serve as the chief babysitter to the not-yet-risen “Poor God,” Klein.

And so the tone of the mysterious world takes a sudden turn:

When Klein is plagued by a notebook, Yeyue uses “athlete’s foot exorcism” to keep his spirit fragrant;

When the old scoundrel Ince secretly stirs up trouble, Yeyue hits him with “four-Pathway combo heckling” until he questions his own existence;

“Don’t worry, Klein!” Yeyue thumps his chest. “With me around, I’ll kick every regret right out of your way!”

Watch this four-Pathway patchwork freak, who deals damage by shouting and levels up through “wild plays,” use his utterly unconventional way of thinking to fleece the true gods in a dead-serious world of mysteries, and send the original plot hurtling into corners no one could ever predict!