The Ancestors’ Kids Take the Internet by Storm

I, Cheng Yixiao, am the top performer and ace employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.

For my final mission before retirement, I’m being sent to a low-dimensional world to livestream my life as a babysitter?

I thought I’d just take it easy and enjoy retirement, but the “child-rearing consultants” I drew turned out to be

The God of War Bai Qi, holding a rattle: “Little one, look at this. Does it resemble the head of an enemy general?”

The Poet Immortal Li Bai, holding a baby bottle: “When life is good, make merry to your heart’s content. Don’t let the golden cup… Here, bottoms up!”

The First Emperor Ying Zheng, opening up Three Character Classic: “This book is excellent. We should burn it... No, have the child memorize the entire thing!”

I watched helplessly as the little one swung a crescent-bladed polearm, recited The Art of War, and used the Thirty-Six Stratagems to snatch every little red flower in the kindergarten.

Yet the livestream suddenly went viral: [How do I get my own ancestors to climb out of their graves and help raise my kids?!]

Then one day, the little one looked up at me and asked, “Teacher, what stratagem should I use to expand our territory?”

I gazed at the huge team of “child-rearing consultants” gathered behind him and broke out in a cold sweat.

Can this shift ever end?!