I, Cheng Yixiao, am the ace employee with the highest performance in Kuaishuan Bureau.
The last task before retirement is to go to a low-dimensional world to start a live broadcast to raise a baby?
I thought I could fish for retirement, but the "parenting consultant" I got was--
Bai Qi, the God of Death, held a rattle: "Baby, look at this thing, does it look like the head of an enemy general?"
Poet Li Bai held up a milk bottle: "To be successful in life, you must have all the joy, don't let the golden bottle... Come on, do it!"
The First Emperor Ying Zheng spread out the Three Character Classic: "This book is very good. It should be burned... No, it should be recited in its entirety!"
I watched helplessly as the adorable baby swung the moon knife, recited "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, and used thirty-six strategies to steal all the little red flowers in the kindergarten.
But the live broadcast room suddenly exploded: [Ask me! How can I let my ancestors crawl out of their graves to take care of their children? !
Until one day, the cute baby looked up and asked me: "Teacher, what plan should we use to expand our territory?"
I looked at the dense group of "parenting consultants" behind him and broke into a cold sweat——
Can I still get off this class? !
