After taking over my family's ancestral ghost affairs shop, Number 81, I discovered that all my customers were government officials from the Underworld.
White Impermanence came to get his soul-hook repaired, while Black Impermanence came to fix his mourning staff.
On the fifteenth of every month, Ox-Head and Horse-Face showed up right on time to collect protection money.
Then one day, the Judge came to me with the Book of Life and Death:
“Boss, the King of Hell wants to reincarnate as an online influencer. Could you put together a package that gives him a million followers' worth of lifespan?”
