Prime Minister Pei Yan would say to anyone he met: "My wife comes from a royal family, is a delicate flower, and is too weak to take care of herself.
The Prime Minister's wife slapped the traitor and spun him around three times. The traitor crawled out with half a tooth hanging on the door frame.
Someone in the court came to play and said that the prime minister's wife knew witchcraft.
Pei Yan retorted on the spot: "Nonsense! My princess can only play chess, calligraphy and painting, how can she be involved in any evil ways? "
An old ghost was caught by Mu Shuwu and thrown into a frying pan, where she was fried repeatedly.
Everyone: "Is this someone who only knows how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? ! "
The Prime Minister sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions into the oil pan: "Yes, Madam's paintings are very beautiful, especially the fried imps. "
The border general sent a monster to Beijing, threatening that no one could surrender it.
The Prime Minister's wife rolled up her sleeves and got on, punching the monster with three punches and two kicks until the monster knelt down and called out its ancestors.
Pei Yan stood in the distance and smiled: "My wife has been weak since she was a child, so she makes me laugh. "
Monster: "..."
Everyone: "..."
The people of the capital finally realized: they could not believe a word of what the Prime Minister said.
