Good news: I have awakened the only soul-saving divine vein in eternity, and my talent is amazing.
Bad news: This divine vein deducts lifespan by seconds, and if you break through the realm, your lifespan will be deducted by years.
Others have been in seclusion for hundreds of years, but I broke through in just the effort of lighting a cigarette.
Enemy: "This kid is weird! How come he gets stronger the more he fights?!"
Teammate: "Lindu, stop rushing! If you rush again, you will be dead!"
Me (blows out a smoke ring and looks at my gray hair in the mirror): Being handsome is a lifelong thing, life... I can be handsome for a while.
Until one day, a fairy who claimed to be my fiancée descended from the sky with a sword pointed at my throat.
"Hand over the soul-inducing jade, or die!"
I looked at her, and then at the countdown of the 24 hours I had left to live.
Smiled.
"Kill me? Okay, hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
Fairy: "???"