The Myriad Realms' Soul-Guiding Records

The good news: I awakened the one and only Soul-Transcending Divine Meridian in all the ages. My talent is god-tier.

The bad news: this divine meridian drains my lifespan by the second, and breaking through a realm costs me years.

Others cultivate in seclusion for a century. I break through in the time it takes to light a cigarette.

My enemies: “There’s something weird about this guy! Why does he get stronger the more we fight?!”

My teammates: “Lin Du, stop charging in! One more charge and you’ll really be done for!”

Me (blowing out a ring of smoke and looking at my white hair in the mirror): Being handsome is a lifelong pursuit. My life... I’ll just have to be handsome for as long as I can.

Then one day, a celestial maiden claiming to be my fiancée descended from the heavens, her long sword pointed at my throat.

“Hand over the Soul-Guiding Divine Jade, or die!”

I looked at her, then at the countdown showing I had just 24 hours left to live.

I smiled.

“Kill me? Sure, hurry up. I’m in a rush.”

Celestial maiden: “???”