Football: Blazing Speed, Messi Calls Me a Pass-Back Freak

“Ding! Live Football System loaded! Host’s speed and explosive power permanently locked at 99!”

Reborn at the scene of Milan’s 2012 disaster, Chinese student Lin Mo awakens a max-level speed System. Subbed on during a friendly, he becomes a streak of green lightning. From the halfway line to bursting past the entire defense and scoring, it takes him just 9.8 seconds! The scouts’ coffee cups shatter in their hands!

His speed is a physical cheat code:

The opposing coach roars, “Grab him! Use a takedown!”

The world’s best fullback: “I predicted his move, but he vanished right off my retina.”

Ancelotti submits a serious report: “I recommend UEFA create a separate ‘excessive speed foul’ rule for Lin Mo.”

His speed changes the philosophy of football:

After Lin Mo blows past Messi three times in the Champions League final, Messi yells in despair into the microphone:

“Pass it back! Everyone, pass it back! Don’t let him get up to speed again! Do you want to be extras in the next ‘Lin Mo Skills Compilation’?!”

Starting out in Florence and going on to shake Europe, Lin Mo declares through sheer speed: Any tactic is a paper tiger in the face of talent beyond comprehension.