I Defied the Emperor and Met a Stunning Empress at the Entertainment Bureau

[Ding! Host has spent twelve full hours lying flat at the Music and Dance Bureau. Reward: Divine-Level Draw!]

[Congratulations! You have obtained: Dragon-Phoenix Harmony Pill! Cultivate together with a woman chosen by fate and become a Grandmaster on the spot!]

Chen Xiaojian transmigrates into the Zhenbei Prince's clan. His father has rendered such meritorious service that he threatens the throne, while the empress is ruthless in her quest to eliminate her enemies.

To stay alive, he binds himself to the lie-flat System and spends his days drinking and carousing at the Music and Dance Bureau.

Cultivation, attributes, divine techniques and secret manuals... He gets them all just by lying around!

Until one night, he draws a [Divine Matchmaking Talisman], and the System issues a frantic warning:

[The fated woman, the current empress, is approaching! Risk level: nine chances in ten of death!]

Chen Xiaojian looks up to see a peerless beauty entering the room. Her face is stunning, and her aura is as cold as ice.

Drunk, he slips an arm around her slender waist and holds a Dragon-Phoenix Harmony Pill to her lips:

“Beauty, serve this heir well, and this divine pill... will make you a Grandmaster overnight!”

He thinks he's flirting with a new girl at the Music and Dance Bureau, unaware that...

The empress, Xuanyuan Wuzhao, wears a frosty expression, her jade hand already resting on the soft sword at her waist.

“Traitor, do you know that with a single stroke of my sword, I can wipe out the nine generations of both you and your father?”