The Internet's Most Eerie Funeral Livestreamer

Today's trending search: Me, a funeral wailer, and my words come true

After awakening my supernatural ability, I became the internet's most ominous funeral-wailing streamer.

Whoever I wail for is struck by bad luck, and every one of my ill-omened words comes true.

A top-tier star hired a troll army to smear me. The next day, his scandal broke and he was blacklisted.

A wealthy heiress mocked me for bringing bad luck. That very night, her family went bankrupt.

Then the son of the richest man in the country paid a fortune for me to sing a "love song" at his funeral.

I choked up into the microphone: "In three days, he will..."

The entire city suddenly fell silent.

Because this time, I wasn't wailing for a person.