The evil god you think he is: in charge of chaos and desire, full of majesty, he says "Destroy the world" when he opens his mouth, and "tremble, mortals" when he closes his mouth.
The actual evil god: the first step to breaking the seal, rolling off the altar with a sprained leg; the first step of divine power, being chased by an orange cat and crying; the first step of conspiracy, personally giving the cheat to the enemy as a dessert.
When the ambition to destroy the world that had been brewing for thousands of years was completely shattered by a crisp "click" (the sound of eating fruit)...
**One second before:** "Mortal! When I rule the world, I will give you a happy death!"
**The last second:** "Wow! If you eat my power, you have to be responsible for me! You are not allowed to leave! Please take me with you, why don't I work for you!"
This is a story about the daily struggle (acting cute) of the most shameless evil god in history, the best at crying, and the best at hugging thighs. In order to regain his power (and earn a living), he was forced to become the exclusive leg pendant of the Witch.
Today, Lord Evil God must also work hard to stand up! (Then he was easily pushed down again)