President Jiang, Run! Your Unhinged Husband Is Here

Both leads are each other’s first and only. The gong only dated a girl once, and they never even kissed, let alone did anything else…

Before they met: “What? You expect me to marry a man? No way. Absolutely not. I wouldn’t marry him if he were the last man on earth!”

After they met: “M-Marry him? Of course I’ll marry him!”

Then he turned around and blamed everyone else: “Why didn’t you talk me into it properly? I almost missed out on my wife!”

Before they got married: “I don’t want to leave Grandpa. There are still things to sort out at home. What if they hurt you after I’m gone?”

After the old man faked an illness: “Fine, fine, I’ll get married. Happy now?”

Then, outside the hospital room, he told the housekeeper: “Tell him to wipe the grease off his mouth. It still smells really strong.”

Jin Jingjin:

“I’m telling you, my wife is just too good to me. You have no idea what she’s done for me. Ah! I could cry just thinking about it! My wife really loves me so much. Do you get it? Ah, never mind. You don’t have wives, so you wouldn’t understand.”

Shang Yan and the others: “Are you crazy? Did you come here just to show off your wife? Why not spare a thought for her and how hard she’s working?”

Jin Jingjin: “Ah, you’re absolutely right! Starting tomorrow, I won’t go to the bar with you guys anymore. I’ll stay with my wife while she works. Grandpa told me before that I’d only gone for a few days before coming back, but I’ve really thought things over now. I have work tomorrow.”

Shang Yan and the others: “We give up. Should’ve kept our mouths shut. Now he’s showing off again. 😤”

Jiang Mian: “Are you crazy? Why do you have to tell everyone everything? No wonder Grandpa wanted you to get married early. So you could dump all this on me? 😡”