Read the File 999 Times, the School Girl Is Excited at the Beginning

[Urban Gaowu] [Single Female Protagonist] [Suspense] [Live Broadcast] [Funny] At the beginning, a wave of world-destroying beasts strikes, and humanity is on the verge of extinction. And I, because I was woken up because I was angry, stepped out of the earth in my pajamas and erased it casually. When it's over, I brush off my clothes, go home and go to sleep. That's right, my name is Qiao Bufan, the ultimate boss who has lived for 999 lives and has countless vests. In this life, I just want to accompany my sister, set up a barbecue stall in the night market, and live an ordinary life. But the strength doesn't allow it! He fell asleep in class and was watched by the whole school as the "Sleeping God". The school beauty broadcasted a live broadcast of me and accidentally filmed the miracle of my eyes frightening away a ferocious beast. The whole internet thought I was a special effects master. The top scientists from the Wudun Bureau boasted about the absolute defense of their "Dragon Locking Formation". I yawned and pointed out seventeen fatal flaws, which shocked the whole audience. Interstellar hackers invading Earth's network? Sorry, I was a "mechanical master" in my previous life. I hacked into his home planet's intranet and read his confidential documents as a novel. The ancient martial arts master provokes? I unintentionally revealed a hint of the "Sword Master's" sword intent, causing the entire audience to hum in submission. The strongest assassin assassinates me? I used his most proud stealth skills to become perfectly invisible in front of him, and killed him instantly with one move. I really just want to grill skewers! Why do people always force me to show off? Especially those of you who are here for my sister! Okay, stop pretending, I'll show my cards! In the final battle, I stepped out of the earth, showed my true god's posture, followed my words, and billions of fleets were wiped out in ashes! "I am Qiao Bufan, a tired god who just wants to protect his sister and live an ordinary life, and get a good night's sleep at the same time. Whoever dares to break this tranquility, I don't mind destroying another life."