
The Little Bird Said, Why Are You Carrying a Bag of Explosives?
小鸟说早早早你为什么背上炸药包
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- Male
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This is a very funny book that I just read. Wherever the protagonist goes, something happens and he gets bombed. But it just so happens that the protagonist has nothing major to do and can still help solve big problems. Please update the author as soon as possible.
The logic is rigorous and the content is scientific and vivid. It is a very good popular science work about the direction of explosion. It has a little bit of laughter, but the content is quite shocking. There is currently a small amount of text, so the rating is not high. It is early November 2025, but I believe that the author of this book is professional and rigorous, and this book should have very good results in the future. There are too many repetitive plots, the first 50 chapters are awesome, but this book shouldn't have so many chapters What a strange discussion. To a certain extent, in a scientific sense, the more data listed, the less rigorous it seems, because to a certain extent, being rigorous means admitting that you don't understand. What I want to say more is that he listed a bunch of data materials and operation methods, which gave me the feeling that he was very professional. Maybe saying it this way is a little bit closer to that and a little closer to my original intention. It feels like telling lies seriously. I don't know if it's a lie or not, but being serious doesn't stop you from telling lies. For example, let me introduce to you very precisely what my habits will be if I become a dog? It is very likely that a lot of scientific materials and data will be quoted in this, but that does not prevent it from being extremely nonsense, because there is a high probability that I will not be able to become a dog.
What can I say, most of them are pretty good. Just don't take it too seriously. For example, some things are impossible for you to photograph in reality. But many unfilmable scenes in the novel were filmed, and to be honest, it was easy to cause a lot of impact. So don't look at the details so seriously. If you just look at what kind of outrageous things the protagonist can go through, it's quite well written.
This is the most awesome campus article I have ever seen. It started with a 500 kilogram aerial bomb, and then ended up saying "nuclear engineering". It was so awesome. If you don't use your brain, it would be a purely entertaining article. At the same time, I was lamenting why my college life was not so exciting? [Cover face][cover face][cover face]
Although the plot is a bit silly and nonsense, it is quite funny. I love watching it. Please update it soon!
The plot is tight and intertwined. Every time something happens, the principal reflexively makes people contact the professor and ask Lin Yuan where he is. He wants to laugh and can't help it. The NPC classmates in the same school also experienced the difficulties of 1981. But it should be said that the principal, professor, police, and relevant units are very responsible. Every time Lin Yuan comes up with a solution or discovers a problem, Lin Yuan will not just blame and shirk responsibility. I chose to pursue it to the end. When Lin Yuan first discovered the pot lid and the second time he found the gas tank, I have to say that they were very conscientious in the series of reactions of the professor, principal and police. The second time the police returned to the school and listened to the students' suggestions, it can also be seen that these police are very conscientious. I have to say that this novel is very enjoyable to read, and at the same time, you can see the very good cohesion of each character and department.
Must have perfect score. It's so beautiful and funny. I just like watching this kind of movies. The author updates too little. Not enough to see. I watched it twice and laughed again and again.
Overall it's pretty good, just don't take the details too seriously. Things that reality doesn't allow for filming. Just relax, it just depends on what kind of outrageous things the protagonist will experience, and the writing is okay. Oops, I felt so comfortable when I saw the last one today!
A very good book, with almost no poisonous points, and no CP for the time being. All I can say is that it's beautiful and funny.
It's well written, just don't mess with the female protagonist and let the male protagonist show off.
It's so pretty🥺Men are menstruating🙄Women are crazy when they see it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome😘Yes God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist, I am so cute that I cry From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 So cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it lights up my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was heard and the tears will not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
Relaxed, funny, humorous, nothing too boring But I feel like my IQ is being pressed to the ground and being rubbed
When I read the comments, there were a lot of people saying that the logic was not rigorous. It was just a fun article to read. It was very comfortable to read. It also had some professional terms and was quite novel. It was too slow and the effort was not enough to read [angry] [angry] [angry]
Nonsensical and funny, but every incident will be explained seriously "The protagonist has excellent scientific knowledge, but very poor knowledge of daily life!" I won't go into details about why he bought two boxes of water and soaked all the babies, but the protagonist can use scientific knowledge to solve the problem.
Troubled University. This is the first time I have read this type of book for the oldest bookworm. The stories in the Chinese are vivid and interesting, and it is interesting to read. The author's unique sense of humor and keen observation are amazing, and the author's portrayal of the characters is also lifelike. This book is also what we are busy with. It provides those of us who long for a moment of tranquility and freedom with a precious respite and a lot of fun. Regarding the content of the article, I will not reveal the plot in advance. If you are interested, let everyone spend 3-5 minutes to briefly experience the fun in the book.
It's very beautiful, the characters are all plump and three-dimensional, and they don't do anything deliberately. It also contains a lot of things that were very popular in the news before. It's very meaningful, and the protagonist is very funny. I feel sorry for the principal and Professor Li for three seconds [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]
One chapter is 4,000 words, and your 20-odd chapters are worth others' 40-odd chapters, and the content is pretty good, but it's just not enough to read. It makes me itchy all over. Come on, please update, is that okay, author? [Almost crying]
Chapter 46: I laughed so much that my stomach hurts, five stars It doesn't look good. It's starting to become a fantasy. It talks about Feng Shui so much, but it ends up causing lightning to reach underground cables.
It feels like this is a daily drama, where there is a small story a day. By the next day, everyone will return to normal. Even if they remember what happened before, they will not pay too much attention to it until a new incident occurs. It's pretty good to read as a daily article [laughing]
It's so good, especially the scene where he goes to the professor's office to get the fossils. It's a stroke of genius. It successfully promotes the protagonist to the rank of fairy male puppet. It mainly focuses on a man who goes his own way and does whatever he is not allowed to do. Although I have done something wrong, don't you have no responsibility? Who told you not to tell me earlier? As for the warning sign on the side, what is it? I didn't see it [laughing evilly] Anyway, the author has the magical power. As long as you can't die, you can do it🐶
The article is very interesting, and the plot has ups and downs. Lin Yuan, a college student in Magic Pill, challenges the principal's job every day, challenges the school's solidity, and single-handedly makes the school rules strong. All in all, the article is very novel. I don't know why it is only rated seven points, but it is absolutely beautiful. I regret not reading it, regret downloading the foreign persimmon kind, regret it all my life, regret missing it in this life, regret not meeting it in the next life. ## Recommended thanks [OK]
I like it's so pretty, so funny, so outrageous
It's very good. It's a funny article. You can read it when you are tired from reading novels. It's quite good. The main plot is divided into units. If it is cp, there will probably be no female protagonist. Watch my duration and comment seriously 1. The author may have wanted to have a female protagonist or multiple female protagonists in the early stage, because the previous writing had this pattern, but after reading the feedback from readers or not feeling it himself, there were very few plots with a large proportion of female characters. 2. Some of the male protagonist's behaviors look very retarded, and he gets angry even when he does not need to cause trouble. But there will be some incidents involved. I personally think the plot can be optimized without making the male protagonist so mentally retarded or irritating. 3. Regarding the issue of Chapter 21, the original text written by the author has great problems. Even if it is changed now, you, the author, will at least not be as good in the minds of readers, which will also lead to dissatisfaction with your book. There is no doubt about this 4. The live broadcast problem is still too big. Even if your live broadcast barrage content is relatively small among all live broadcast articles, your problem arises from the fact that it cannot be broadcast in some situations, otherwise the plot setting will be too flawed. 5. You may want to create an image of the protagonist with explosions, but is it a bit too monotonous? Most of the time in the previous Chinese version is just explosions. Do you think you can think of other content? 6. Readers who have read the above can decide whether to read it or not, or try to read it themselves. I also said that it is okay to listen to this kind of funny article when you are bored.
This book has received mixed reviews. But I think this book is well written Good! First of all, the author's treatment of the character Song Jiang is novel and unique. Lun. Completely breaking Song Jiang's previous habit of obeying Tang Monk's advice. Grid. Tang Seng is not like before, always chatting with Lin Daiyu Not doing business properly. Secondly, the scene where Xia Houtan fights Xu Sanduo The writing is extremely accurate and lifelike. Completely subverted Xu Sanduo's The image of the insidious XL in our minds. And Xia Houtan is not According to the original work, he had a crush on Hua Qiangu from the beginning, and It was only after Mei Changsu's transference and breakup that they broke up with her. Spark. The logic of the plot thus becomes smooth and smooth, making readers It's refreshing. Finally, the storyline of this book is incisive It's fascinating, ups and downs, and makes you immersed in the scene. Than For example, why did Duan Yu save his own mother regardless of the danger? The Hale Brothers? Did Teletubbies take revenge on He-Man? Plan? Who is responsible for the big belly of Mr. Cang, the wife of Roaring Sky Dog? ? These questions firmly attract the readers' attention. Worth it What I'm referring to is the arrangement of the finale's fight between Zhu Bajie and Donald Duck. It is both unexpected and reasonable, and the open ending makes the readers The duet of love songs between Tai. Shang Laojun and Marilyn Monroe had a great impact. Limitless yearning and reverie. Especially Big Big Wolf misses me in Qiu Ming Mountain Zhou Zhiruo's vicissitudes of life suddenly made Ren Woxing steal Huba, the sacred object of the Uchiha clan, is highlighted by his delicate inner world. To the fullest. The one-liners of Comrade Sha Ruijin and Chu Liuxiang in the book The cross talk session and Mr. Bean's three visits to the thatched cottage invite Charlotte to join him The ingenious idea of saving grandpa is also a highlight!
It looks good. Many incidents are caused by hidden dangers before and are not caused by the protagonist. I feel that the system only provides early warnings, reminders, and abilities to the protagonist. It does not communicate with the system and has no system tasks. There is no plot in the whole story where the protagonist is questioned and slapped in the face for his opinions. Except for the criminals, everyone is harmonious. The protagonist is also funny, enthusiastic, and very charming. The author's writing is good, and I am very happy to read it. Don't want cp
What a funny novel. After reading this, I discovered that Hong Guo has also appeared in a live-action comic called "Showdown, I am a Humanoid School Rules" hhhhh. After reading the book and watching the comic, it felt even funnier hahahahaha
Live streaming is a poisonous point and completely unnecessary Let's go to your shit live broadcast room.
2026.6.24 Completed Spreading Flowers~ It's very to my liking! I like the funny ones the most! The whole story is funny, and it also contains some jokes, three views... It's a little off track, but it's not a big problem. It's morally condemnable at most. The only flaw is that Lin Yuan acted too "stupid" in some incidents. Although it was to promote the plot, it was a bit outrageous, as if he was controlled by the author's big hand (laughs), but it's not a big problem. My overall personal rating is 9.99. There are a few flaws, but the flaws do not outweigh the flaws. Funny jokes and jokes fill the whole story, making you laugh in every chapter Just the last thing, I look forward to seeing you next time~ [Blowing kiss][Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss]
The overall story is good, the pace is very tight, accidents happen every day, and being in the same city as the male protagonist is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. At the end of the story, the male protagonist is assigned a school beauty girlfriend, and in the end, he has all the money and fame. It is a pretty standard male-friendly novel.
Well, this is a good book, but there are many disasters. I suggest that the city be isolated. This is the 135 explosion, 246 poisoning, and the Sunday nuclear explosion. It is a miracle to survive, and it is all a drawback. Moreover, it allows knowledge to penetrate into my brain in a vicious situation. I suggest changing the name to 100 Responses to Disasters, which is comparable to Zhuge Dali's Disaster Guide