My name is Li Ergou, I am a slut by profession, and my ideal in life is to eat and die.
Unexpectedly, my hometown was demolished, and my parents left me a brick with the words "The Monkey King is here to visit."
That night, a social monkey guy wearing a floral shirt popped out of the bricks, claiming that I was destined to learn from the scriptures.
In order to escape debt, I rode a shared bicycle and hit the highway.
As a result, I was chased by Tu TuGong driving a tractor, Zhu Bajie driving a Wuling Hongguang, and Sha Monk who insisted on wearing a gold chain on me...
I turned around and shouted: "Brothers, I am really not Tang Seng!"
Brother Monkey held me down and said, "Stop talking nonsense. Scan the QR code at the toll station ahead!"
