I was unemployed, laid off, and my girlfriend cheated on me. On the darkest day of my life, an APP that could not be uninstalled appeared on my phone - Wanjie Takeaway.
"Ding! You have a new order. The customer 'Monkey King' ordered a box of peach-flavored instant noodles. The reward is: Seventy-two Transformations (Trial Version)!"
"Ding! The customer 'Underworld Yama' placed an order for Spicy Blood and the reward: the remaining pages of the Book of Life and Death, which can determine life and death!"
"Ding! The customer 'Fallen Angel Lucifer' ordered a hundred skewers of devil's grilled wings, specifying the Hellfire flavor, and the reward: the origin of Hellfire!"
From then on, I rode a broken electric donkey, traveling between the city and the world.
When my former boss knelt down and begged for mercy, I held the magic whip in my left hand and the freshly baked Buddha jumping over the wall in my right hand. Behind me stood a group of gods and demons waiting to be fed.
"Sorry, I'm not targeting you, I'm talking about everyone here... Who dares to give me a bad review?"