Global Superpowers: My White Tiger Is a God of Slaughter

[Urban Supernatural Powers + Coming-of-Age + Overpowered Protagonist + No Romance + Comedy + Ensemble Cast] Dou Zhang is a lazy high school senior who dreams of coasting through life. But on Awakening Day, fate forcibly “gilds” him, making him the White Tiger Divine Lord’s heir, a once-in-a-millennium talent and an S-rank divine favorite. While others struggle to draw qi into their bodies, his unusual constitution makes spiritual energy pour into him of its own accord. While others cultivate discreetly for fear of giving themselves away, every move he makes comes with special effects from the Seven Mansions of the West. It’s impossible not to show off. While others cautiously team up to hunt monsters, the stray sparks of lightning from his yawn are enough to give demons explosive new hairstyles. He thought he was doomed to a dull life of “being forced to use cheats,” until he joined the S-rank exclusive group chat, “Future Big Shots’ Wellness Center.” The overly dramatic Azure Dragon heir declares himself emperor online, the hot-tempered Vermilion Bird girl offers a bounty to cure her feather allergy, and the Black Tortoise heir only wants to figure out how to stop his mom from barging into his room… Dou Zhang: “Um… I just want to ask, how do I turn off automatic cultivation? Spiritual energy keeps pouring in. I’m kind of full.” Everyone: “???” As campus life takes an increasingly bizarre turn, unseen forces begin stirring in the shadows. Only then does Dou Zhang realize that what he awakened is not just the power of a divine beast, but a massive vortex sweeping across the modern world. “I’m telling you, I really just want to be an ordinary person!” Dou Zhang, complaining as he casually crushes the conspiracy coming his way.