I Use a Lightning Rod to Survive Heavenly Tribulation

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Ye Wufeng says he's at a loss. He's already been accepted as a personal disciple, yet he gets put under house arrest just for eating a demon beast.

What? You're saying that was a phoenix?

I don't believe it. No phoenix could be that weak.

Wait, something's not right. What's with this sudden tribulation? Divine punishment?

Maybe cultivation really isn't that hard. I just survived my tribulation and ascended?

But why does the immortal realm look so strange? Why are there birdmen with wings? And why do they all speak bird language?

[The author isn't good at writing synopses. Please read the story instead.]