The Heavenly Dao Wants Me to Make a Wish

[The rating just came out, so it’s rising slowly. Updates are steady, so enjoy without worry.] I’m Pei Yuan. On the day I ascended, the Heavenly Dao Systems throughout the entire Immortal Realm went haywire. [Warning! VIP customer has triggered the “Instant Immortal Ascension” protocol! Reviewing solutions...] [Plan A: Pour down divine thunder from the Nine Heavens (spectacular visuals, but customer survival rate below 0.1%. Rejected!)] [Plan B: Have an ancient immortal stele recognize him as its master (perfectly reasonable, but the stele says his aptitude is too poor and it doesn’t want to move. We’re trying to talk it around...)] [Emergency Plan Z: Deflect the Demon Venerable’s attack by 0.01 degrees, so it “happens” to split a corner off the immortal stele! Perfect!] And so, under the stunned gazes of the Demon Venerable and the Immortal Emperor, I became an immortal, completely baffled. I thought it was just a coincidence, until I realized my System interface seemed a little different from everyone else’s. Other people’s missions: Slay demon beasts / Explore secret realms. My missions: [Sunbathe] (Reward: a hundred years of cultivation), [Feed sweet potatoes to a qilin] (Reward: insights into divine abilities)... Now the Heavenly Dao System has issued its ultimate mission: [Please make a wish for your path to sainthood]. Looking at the immortal and demon realms fighting each other to the death over me, I carefully typed: “World peace?” The next second, a Heavenly Dao System pop-up lit up: [Command received. Evaluating optimal solution: 1. Eliminate all “warmongers.” Executing... (Estimated time: fifteen minutes). 2. Make the user the sole object of worship (Estimated time: three thousand years).] I was dumbfounded. Wait, that’s not what I meant! System: [Command confirmed. Executing Plan 1, prioritizing efficiency.]