I Turned Into a Punk Rock Bonsai and Made Every Female Streamer Cringe in Public

I closed my eyes, opened them again, and found that my soul had transmigrated into a potted pine tree.

I was also bound to the [Mouthpiece System]. As long as I embarrassed and socially ruined the beautiful fortune-telling streamer beside me, who knew nothing but pretended to be a “master of Chinese classics,” I’d earn points and evolve into a god!

Now that’s enough to wake me right up!

“A viewer asks about love? Tell him: only the single can climb to the top. Keep women out of your heart, and your sword will become divine!”

“The top donor wants to see you dance? Tell him: watching someone lose it is way more fun than a talent show!”

“Someone asks if you’re really a master? Ask him back: If I say I am, do you dare doubt me? Are you that insecure?”

The viewers in the livestream went completely wild:

“This streamer isn’t telling fortunes, he’s calculating my doom!”

“That mouth is vicious! I’m following. I love watching the streamer look like he wants to stab the potted plant but can’t!”

I thought we’d spend our days tormenting each other while I went viral across the internet. Then one day, during a livestream call-in, a real evil spirit appeared on the other end...

The whole internet was horrified, and the streamer’s face turned pale.

I simply shook my branches and leaves, calm as ever:

“Don’t be scared. This time, let me put on a show for you.”