[Goofy comedy + mind reading + an imaginative male lead vs. a female lead who talks nonsense]
A cold CEO? More like tipsy Qiangzi!!! Yan Chu transmigrates as a professional gold digger and vicious fake heiress, following the System's missions to play out the plot.
Her goal: earn hatred points.
Who could have guessed that the System would accidentally send the “mind-reading ability” that belonged to Yan Chu to the whole protagonist group?
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When the aloof CEO wants to break off their engagement, Yan Chu begs for his love with a humble expression. “How can you insult my love for you with money?”
What the CEO hears:
[A cold CEO? More like tipsy Qiangzi!]
[Damn mutt! I finally don't have to suck up to him anymore!]
[Ptooey!]
“?”
The CEO changes his mind and refuses to break off the engagement.
Yan Chu is worried. This isn't how the plot is supposed to go, so she wracks her brain for an excuse.
Yan Chu: “Actually, I'm a man.”
“Oh?”
“Then you've got some seriously big pecs.”
“How do you work out? Teach me.”
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When faced with the irritable older brother, Yan Chu pretends to be a green tea and frames him.
“Big brother, I'm here to join this family, not break it up~”
What the older brother hears:
[The Ba River and Chu Mountains lie cold and dreary, while the plot's gone all the way to the solar system]
[The plot says he's going to kick me now, right? Good thing I put on a butt mask in advance.]
[Oh, big brother doesn't have stinky feet. He's just a little tipsy.]
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When confronted by the burly boxing champion she'd humiliated, he raises his fist. “How do you want to die?”
[I want to watch you eat shit.]
[Start with ten tons. I want to see.]
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When the frail heroine maliciously sets a trap for her, she says, “You decide for me. I won't blame you if anything goes wrong.”
“My second uncle's baby: save the mother or save the child?”
“...”
Yan Chu: “Save Pavel Korchagin.”
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In the end,
First of all, there is no doubt that the book is beautiful and attracted me. But the details can be polished. Cousins refer to relatives on the mother's side of the family! The cousins are from the father's side. After looking at the new ones, I feel so fragmented. Unconsciously, I was brought into the embarrassing mood of making the same mistake in my elementary school essay and being caught by the teacher.
The kind that hits hard at the beginning. The male protagonist has the most titles, the Buddhist son in Beijing, the king of the world, and the old monk from Beijing in the mouth of the female protagonist. 😂 The heroine is a crazy and pretty widow
I haven't read much yet, but I thought it was pretty good, so I flipped through the table of contents and found that something was wrong with the number of chapters, but I didn't know that the clues were already starting to show. Puzzled, I then scrolled through the comments. The sky fell, and it was a mess. In fact, it was more like the data was not good, so I didn't write it down at all. Therefore, cut your losses in time and stop reading now. When will the author come back and rewrite it? Woohoo.
Hahaha, this is no longer funny, it is abstract, hahaha
It's really great. Can you come back and add the ending? Come on [sending my heart][sending my heart][sending my heart]
Oh, the heroine is so beautiful
It is worth recommending that the ending of Soil is a bit scary 🙂🤭
So the male protagonist is a system? Damn, I like this system 😳