How My Terrible Past Life Made Me Work Myself to the Bone in This Life
My name is Yi Cheng, a promising young researcher at the Kunlun Institute, wholly devoted to cultivating immortality.
That is, until Lin E, the top student and goddess who parachuted into the department next door, started staring at me like I was a heartless jerk.
She insists I was her boyfriend, lost to her for ninety thousand years.
Does anyone else get this? I've never even dated, yet somehow I've skipped straight to shouldering a ten-thousand-year-old love debt?
And it gets even crazier. I accidentally touched an antique and instantly unlocked the “memory cloud drive” in my DNA.
Turns out my past self was Yi Yi, CEO of the Divine Clan. My subordinates gaslit me into believing my girlfriend, Heng E (yes, Lin E), had stolen the spaceship keys and run off.
In a fit of rage, I “reformatted and rebooted” Earth. Pangu created the world, Nuwa made humanity... So all those myths were just my angry handiwork?
Meanwhile, the real her was on the moon (the inspiration for the Guanghan Palace), cleaning up my mess. Her energy was depleted, she had no Wi-Fi, and she couldn't even send back a text saying, “Let me explain.”
The greatest misunderstanding in history, all because of terrible signal!
Now, every human being carries the “source code” of this melodrama in their genes.
The demon race lies in wait, the fiends watch from the shadows, and cultivation KPIs are suffocating us all.
Lin E smiles at me. “Lord Yi Yi, are you finally satisfied with this script?”
What else can I do?
I can only pull out my long-sealed “Sun-Shooting Bow,” brush up on How to Reconcile with Your Reincarnated Girlfriend, and lead all of humanity in studying for the “Immortality Qualification Exam.”
