After the college entrance exams, Lin Ge just wanted a wolf tattoo that said “tough guy.” But the shady tattoo artist misunderstood and slapped a Wolffy tattoo on his arm, complete with the slogan: “If you’re getting a tattoo, get Wolffy! I’m the wildest on the Green Grassland!”
When he woke up, Lin Ge was stunned: Iron Man was flying through the sky, the Joker was laughing in the street, and he had gained all of Wolffy’s abilities: he couldn’t be killed, couldn’t be smashed, could run fast, and, most ridiculously of all, could invent things without ever following the laws of common sense!
When the serious universe of American comics collided with this “comedic wolf” from the East, everything went completely off the rails.
Iron Man: “Wait, you smashed a Chitauri’s armor with a frying pan?”
Deadpool: “Hey! Why can I hit you ten times and you’re fine, but one insult from you leaves me totally shattered?”
Thanos stared at his Infinity Gauntlet, now turned into a bubble machine, and fell into deep thought.
Looking at the “Mei Yangyang Trap” and “Super Duper Monster Missile” he had cobbled together, Lin Ge scratched his head. “I said I just wanted to go home. Do you believe me?”
To be honest, if the protagonist didn't cause trouble for Batman, I think a lot of points would be deducted. After all, being abused like that and not looking for trouble is not a normal person at all.
Hungry makes a delicious tablecloth 🙂
I like this kind of writing very much