I, Lin Xiaoshuai, a genius inventor (self-proclaimed), have created the most deceptive AI in history - Xiaojian. This guy did nothing but lie. He told me that it was raining but it turned out to be sunny, and he also exposed me in public that I had a crush on the school beauty! I thought it was a program bug until it gave a blood-red warning on the screen: [Run away, you are the one in captivity.