I Told You to Live in Seclusion, Not to Raise the Female Emperor into a Good-for-Nothing

After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Gu Changsheng awakened the “God-Tier Leisurely Life System” and wanted nothing more than to farm, raise chickens, and enjoy his retirement. But he soon realized something seemed off about this System.

[Sign in at your own wooden cottage. Reward: Primordial Dao Physique!]

[Cook for the first time. Reward: Cauldron of All Creation!]

[Chop wood for the first time. Reward: Fragment of the World Tree!]

Gu Changsheng: ? That’s it? What’s a Primordial Dao Physique? Will it help me live a few more years? And won’t this lousy cauldron leak when I stew meat?

Then he casually brought home a stunning young woman he found by the river, suffering from amnesia. When the mighty immortal-world cultivators hunting her saw her obediently massaging Gu Changsheng’s back, while he was using the legendary World Tree to fuel the fire, their Dao hearts shattered on the spot. They fell to their knees and cried, “Senior, we failed to recognize Mount Tai!”

Gu Changsheng: “??? Miss, I think your enemies might not be right in the head.”

Amnesiac female emperor: “Husband, ignore them. Let me rub your shoulders.”