Holy crap! What kind of genius novel is this?!
The difficulty is hellish from the start, the protagonist is drowning in debt, and the System tells him to lose money?
He makes Getting Over It and drives streamers crazy!
He comes up with Water-Drinking Simulator and creates art with a single “burp”!
He puts together the “Sunset LOL Team,” wins a championship by eating sea cucumbers and cracking jokes!
He livestreams a “hundred-person group stream,” yelling “Everybody hop on!” until Douyin’s servers crash!
The CEO personally gets in on the action, selling products by “biting slippers with his teeth,” and moves a hundred thousand pairs in seconds!
Northeastern floral prints + snakeskin bags + face bikinis set off Paris Fashion Week!
He builds a “laser cannon” just to feed a stray cat, bringing in military orders worth tens of billions!
He makes a wacky parody song. The “Hagimi” song takes the whole internet by storm!
Protagonist Lin Zhou (teary-eyed): I really... just want to lose money and retire!
Also known as: Is It Really So Reasonable to Become a Tycoon Through Hagimi?; Please, Stop Making Money with Hagimi!; My Money-Losing System Only Sings Hagimi!; Art Needs a Little Hagimi!; Becoming the God of Art Through Hagimi!; My Employees Are All the Kings of Overwork; Losing Money Is So Damn Hard!; Please Stop Reading So Much into Everything; I’m a Tycoon, Just Let Me Lose Money!; It’s Just Losing Money, Was Biting Slippers Really Necessary?; We Agreed to Lose Money, So What’s with Making Tens of Billions?; I Opposed Overwork, Yet Became the King of Overwork
