The Naruto Birth Rankings: Kamui Can't Hide the Tears, and It Blew Up

Name: The Naruto Birth Rankings: Kamui Can't Hide the Tears, and It Blew Up
Author: Si Wen Na

火影出生榜，神威难藏泪拉爆了

by Si Wen Na (司文呐)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 297k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 11mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Naruto + from the start + Kamui Can't Hide the Tears + Eight Gates + exposés + rankings + sky screen]

The Chunin Exams are underway when the sky screen descends! It won't rank heroes or commemorate tragic songs!

Its only purpose is to expose the darkest corners of the shinobi world and reveal the "Shinobi World's Scum Rankings"!

From the bottom to the top, the entire shinobi world watches together!

First up: a ranking of Obito Uchiha.

What? The hero who died saving his comrade was actually the shinobi world's number one scumbag, an overgrown man-child who never grew up?!

The entire shinobi world is stunned!

Kakashi flies into a rage on the spot: "Obito was a hero! I swear on my life, I won't let you slander him!"

But then the sky screen shows the truth behind the Nine-Tails' attack.

Kushina has the Tailed Beast forcibly extracted from her, while Minato Namikaze sacrifices himself to protect the village!

When the face beneath the mask turns out to be Obito, who was supposed to be dead, the whole crowd falls silent!

Naruto's eyes turn bloodshot: "So it was you... You killed my mom and dad!"

Kakashi completely breaks down: "Obito! What... what have you done?!"

Sasuke's eyes widen in shock: "The one who helped with the massacre... that was you too!"

He killed his own teacher, slaughtered his clan, and started the Fourth Shinobi World War!

As Obito's heinous crimes are exposed one by one, he is nailed to the pillar of shame in the shinobi world!

And there are even worse people to come, scum among scum!

[The rot at the root of Konoha, Danzo Shimura!]

[The snake who plundered the dead, Kabuto Yakushi!]

As hypocrites and schemers are exposed one after another!

As every sinister plan is laid bare in the light of day!

Sasuke: "So this is the truth behind the clan massacre. I'll kill every one of Konoha's leaders!"

Orochimaru's Konoha Crush plan becomes the biggest joke in the room!

This trial will usher the entire shinobi world into a whole new future!

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杀你挚爱，你二勾玉秒开万花筒？Alternate title on Fanqie

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