I, Old Sun, Won’t Retrieve the Scriptures! What Can the Fate-Defying Buddha Do to Me?

俺老孙不取经！炼天逆命佛奈我何

by Bear Biscuits Taste Awful (小熊饼干真难吃)

Status: Completed
Length: 105k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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"Wukong Refuses the Pilgrimage from the Start, and the Buddha Loses It"; "Six-Eared Macaque Takes My Place on the Pilgrimage While I Become a Saint Behind the Scenes"; "Imprisoned Under Mount Five-Finger, I Rewrite the Eighty-One Tribulations"; "I Give Demons KPIs and Make Guanyin Cry"

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