Doomsday: A Wrench Begs Me to Crush Zombie Heads

[Doomsday Descends] + [All Things Have Spirits] + [Wild Shenanigans] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [Team Growth]

Doomsday descends, and Ling Feng discovers he can understand objects when they talk. Every last one of them is a total drama queen!

[A rusty wrench]: “Boss! Pick me! My last owner was a god of auto repair! I can smash a zombie’s head with one swing!”

[A can of expired pineapple]: “Please, eat me! If you don’t, I’ll rot all by myself. My dream is to be eaten!”

[A goddess’s little undershirt]: “Um… I can smell my owner nearby. She’s in the convenience store at three o’clock. Hurry and go save the damsel in distress!”

So while other survivors struggle desperately to stay alive, Ling Feng follows the advice of his chatty “gear” and always finds the safest routes, the richest supplies, and the most ridiculous opportunities.

Other people form teams with their buddies. Ling Feng forms a team… entirely by scavenging junk.