In order to cope with the pressure to get married, I, Lin Xiaoyu, signed a love contract with top CEO Lu Yanzhou.
I have a strange disease: I fall asleep on the spot when I hear a man's sweet words.
The contract came into effect, and the drama queen went online on time: "Woman, you are the only light in my life."
Me: "Zzzzz..."
He sent a yacht to confess: "I will love you forever."
Me: "Zzzzz..."
Lu Yanzhou finally broke down and shook me awake: "How on earth did you stop falling asleep?"
I said sleepily: "Mr. Lu, how about... You try to tell the truth?"
Later, he cornered me with red eyes and said in a hoarse voice:
"Lin Xiaoyu, I seem... To have faked it for real."
——But this time, I was extremely sober.
