To fend off pressure to get married, I, Lin Xiaoyu, signed a dating contract with top CEO Lu Yanzhou.
I have a strange condition: whenever I hear a man whisper sweet nothings, I fall asleep on the spot.
The contract takes effect, and the CEO, a master of melodrama, gets right to it: "Woman, you are the only light in my life."
Me: "Zzzzz..."
He confesses aboard a yacht: "I will love you forever."
Me: "Zzzzz..."
At last, Lu Yanzhou breaks down and shakes me awake: "What will it take to keep you from falling asleep?"
Bleary-eyed, I reply, "Mr. Lu, how about... trying to say something true?"
Later, with red-rimmed eyes, he corners me against the wall and says hoarsely:
"Lin Xiaoyu, I think... I've fallen for you for real."
And this time, I'm more awake than ever.
