I dressed up as the vicious female supporting character in the Overlord novel, and had to complete the plot of humiliating the heroine before I could go home.
When we met for the first time, I took out the speaker: "Sister, the distance between this man's eyes is as wide as a cross-sea bridge. What do you want from him? Do you want him to be used as a public facility after his death?"
The president's face darkened.
The next day I was supposed to spoil the heroine's speech, but instead I raised my medical record on the spot: "The attending doctor said that I have advanced abstraction syndrome and suggested giving up treatment."
The heroine was stunned for three seconds and suddenly laughed.
On the day of the jumping off building scene, I sat on the edge of the rooftop and browsed Taobao: "Wait a minute, I'll grab an instant kill before I jump."
The CEO's suppressed voice came from behind: "... Come down and I'll help you clear the shopping cart."
Later, the whole city knew that President Lu chased me every day and asked: "Are you going to do a plot today? I'll lie down and let you laugh."
The system crashed and screamed: "Host! You turned the abuse article into a comedy!"
I lowered my head and glanced at the shoelaces he tied for me: "Oh, then next time when I scold you... I should try to cry as loudly as possible?"
