The protagonist transmigrates to ancient times by accident, and not only is he in a woman’s body, he’s wearing a wedding dress, trapped in a bandit hideout, and about to consummate his marriage with the bandit chief. But I’m a man, okay? Sure, this body’s female, but with a figure this good and a pretty face like this, I can’t just let someone else have it, can I? I haven’t even had a chance to enjoy it myself! What do I do, what do I do? Anyone there? I’m in a real hurry.