Everyone's Gone Crazy, and That's a Good Thing

[Warning: Normal people, stay away from this book] (So awkward you’ll want to dig a hole in the floor. Nothing connects to anything else. The whole book reads like it was written by someone tripping on mushrooms.) One second, he’s bragging to his deskmate, “I can crush a basketball with one hand.” The next, he’s flying on a sword through the cultivation world, yelling, “Why does this sword have a bug?” Then he turns around and drags the classmate he was just gossiping with into a pond. Don’t ask about the logic. The protagonist’s brain jumps around more than a Wi-Fi signal, and you’ll never guess what dimension he’ll be doing something ridiculous in next chapter. This book has no main plot, no logic, and no shame. The protagonist is so ridiculous he breaks through dimensions, and the plot jumps around so much even the author can’t remember what happened earlier. School exams? Immortal tribulations? A zombie siege? A domineering CEO? Cthulhu throwing a dance party? It’s all here, with no buildup, and every transition takes just one sentence! Don’t look for callbacks. Even the punctuation is rebellious. Treat the beginning of every chapter as a parallel universe, and imagine your own soundtrack for the ending. If you see “as mentioned earlier,” the author is definitely lying to you.