I'm Lin Xiao. I was a workaholic in my previous life and died from overwork. In this life, all I want is to lie low and farm in another world, but the System keeps forcing me to revitalize the countryside. I grow chives, and people mistake them for ten-thousand-year-old spirit herbs. I raise pigs, and they hail me as the founding ancestor of beast taming. Even my morning exercises get interpreted by an peerless Saintess as supreme Daoist arts! Now beauties across the world are crying and begging to have my children, and the Demon Venerable fled back home after I tossed a kitchen knife at him. But I'm seriously just a total weakling! Could you all stop imagining things already?!
