Warhammer 40K: Boon of the Worlds

With the ability to randomly select items from all realms every day, I transformed into an Astartes recruit who was about to be transformed and die in the Warhammer universe. At the critical moment when the gene seed was implanted, I drew the dog charm from "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" and gained eternal life. I thought my immortality would allow me to traverse this dark universe, until I saw a Chaos Daemon eating an entire company of Space Marines alive. The Empire sees me as a heretic, Chaos sees me as prey, and the Adeptus Mechanicus wants to dismantle me and study me. Today, my system gift is a lightsaber from "Star Wars", valid for 23 hours and 59 minutes. In the distance, the Inquisitor's black ship was slowly sailing into the star port. "Okay," I gripped the hilt of my sword, "Let's see whose unlucky day it is today."