Global Examination: Is It Really Okay for Two Jerk Gods to Be Together?

[Two Evil Gods + Male Protagonist in a Genderless Worldline + Long Hair + Secret Identity + Two Powerful Leads + Everyone Survives + HE + Twisted Sense of Humor + Protagonist Loves a Good Laugh + Only the Official Couple] (Potential triggers: changes to the plot, out-of-character portrayals, inexperienced writing, and a protagonist who likes teasing people.)

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Millions of years ago, the universe gave birth to two deities. One ruled over the [Gates], while the other ruled over the [Soul]. They each performed their own duties until the deity in charge of the Gates grew tired of the same routine day after day. It began swapping the two sides of the Gates, allowing heresy to invade the worldlines. Meanwhile, the deity who governed the Soul was gradually consumed by desire as humanity's faith waned, and its power rapidly declined. But one god could not kill another, so the deity of the Gates and the deity of the Soul seemed to reach a subtle understanding. They built temples, created instances, and sought ways to control the heresy. Yet the deity of the Gates was different from the deity of the Soul: it had no soul of its own, but it could absorb the pain brought by humans. In the end, it found the [Prophet] and played a game called Werewolf with him. Bai Liu would create 658 worldlines. If a worldline was completely contaminated by heresy, the [Werewolf faction] would win; otherwise, the [Prophet faction] would win. But over this matter, the deity of the Soul broke with the deity of the Gates and went its own way. When worldline 658 began to run, however, the [Soul] entered worldline 658…