Please Don’t Eat Me

[**Warning**: cake × fork setting, new love interest, lots of original worldbuilding]

Also known as: Actually, I’m Not the Wife. You’re the One, Honey

After the Divorce, I Became the Chief Inspector’s Dinner

The Basics of Detective Work: My Partner Is Anything but Basic

Fang Yan * Qin Bingyu: a clear-headed, resilient cake who takes the bottom role * a knife-protective, loyal, devoted husband-type top

Fang Yan is a cake who married a fork. Before the wedding, everyone warned him it wasn’t safe, but he still believed in love.

That was until the third year of their marriage, when Fang Yan noticed for the third time that the fork behind him was holding a knife, drank tea and briefly passed out for the fifth time, and heard the fork whispering into his phone behind his back for the fourth time.

He understood that reality is always cruel.

His husband wanted to eat him.

Fang Yan still held on to a shred of something called “optimism.” What if it was all just his imagination? But someone brought him face-to-face with reality, with the truth laid bare in blood.

“You should be thanking me, shouldn’t you?”