College Is So Wonderful, It Has Scholars Fighting to Get In

[Meme humor + lighthearted fun + mostly everyday life + one heroine + college life + author just wants a laugh, so please enjoy it for what it is]

“If anyone gives you trouble, bro, just tell me. I’ll stand up for you,” Xia Xiaoye said with a mischievous grin.

“Whoa, you’re so passionate. You’re really that loyal?”

Chu Leyan gave him a thumbs-up.

“Of course. After all, you have to look at the owner before you kick the dog, right?”

Xia Xiaoye burst out laughing.

“Bro, what the hell, I…”

“Anyone know how to make celery stir-fried with pork?”

Xia Xiaoye asked casually.

“I do, I do, bro.”

Chu Leyan raised his hand.

“Then you can have it. I don’t want any. Even dogs wouldn’t eat celery stir-fried with pork.”

Xia Xiaoye burst out laughing.

“Tch, if dogs won’t eat it, I will. Xiaoye, look, doesn’t this look delicious?”

Chu Leyan picked up a piece of celery and waved it in front of Xia Xiaoye’s nose.

“Get that away from me! I can’t stand the smell. I’m seriously begging you.”

Xia Xiaoye hurriedly pushed the chopsticks aside.

“Hahahaha…”