When Liu Bei's head was stuffed with a "Han Dynasty Counterattack System" that was always offline, when Zhang Fei's kitchen knife could chop trees and carve advertisements, and Guan Yu's navigation could accurately find the toilet - these three countries were completely off track.
Taoyuan sworn brotherhood? No, he swore to the peach tree that "every meal will have meat"; warmed the wine and beheaded Hua Xiong? Guan Yu poured vinegar into Hua Xiong with his own refillable wine glass; visited the thatched cottage three times? Zhuge Liang was forced out by Zhang Fei when he demolished the firewood shed and had to help fix bugs in the system.
The novice gift package issued by the system is a "military version of the machine" that can pop rust-flavored popcorn. The main task is to ask Jian Yong to compile ten jingles. The punishment is to make Zhang Fei's beard turn pink for three days...
Let's see how Liu Guanzhang and a group of "strong generals" with a unique style of painting: Jian Yong who can settle accounts, Guan Yu who never gets lost in navigation, Zhang Fei who has full demolition skills, plus a system that is always causing chaos, how to help the Han Dynasty turn into a comedy variety show.
There is no bitterness or hatred here, only:
——"Brother, the system says that if we continue to fail to complete the task, our horse will learn to sing "Dan Ge Xing"!"
——"Second brother, you have navigated to Cao Cao's military camp!"
——"System! Why can this 'Uncle Emperor Experience Card' only last for fifteen minutes?!"
The new chapter of the Three Kingdoms that makes you laugh until you cry, let me tell you: when history encounters an unreliable system, who of the serious people will still take the ordinary path?
