Hot Searches in Heaven: My Spicy Covenant with the Emperor of Heaven

On the day I ascended, I, the little fish in the forest, did not see the rays of light. I only saw our supreme being in the three realms, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, hiding behind the Nantian Gate and secretly eating spicy sticks. It was so spicy that tears came to my eyes. He pinned me down on the cloud and tried to maintain his dignity: "If you dare to tell me what happened today, I will make you work 996 every day until your soul is gone!" I silently took out my smartphone from the human world, and the "Tianjie Live APP" was on the screen, and the number of online viewers instantly exploded. "Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I swiped to open the live broadcast. If you get more than 100,000 likes, you can also unlock the beautiful photos of your skills in your study." The whole heaven went crazy on the spot, and fellow immortals rushed to tell each other. The top trending search list was instantly occupied by # spicy sticks are really fragrant# and ##. At this chaotic moment, the Demon Lord's colorful barrage dominated the screen: "Hahahaha! Old Haochen, you too have a day! I've taken a liking to this little fairy! When you marry into the Demon Realm, your gift will be the supreme WiFi with full coverage and never disconnected, so that you can watch TV series smoothly on the top of Lingxiao Palace!" Now, the situation was very embarrassing. The noble Emperor of Heaven was hugging my legs tightly and making his conditions with tears in his eyes: "Sister! Dear sister! Calm down! Don't believe the devil's lies! I will change the side hall of Lingxiao Palace into a fully automatic mahjong room for you! Unlimited supply of fairy fruit milk tea! Unlimited supply of fairy fruit milk tea at the end of the year! The year-end bonus will be increased tenfold! I just ask you to turn off the live broadcast and solve our internal problems internally, okay?" I looked at the wildly scrolling rewards in the live broadcast room, and then glanced at the WiFi speed test screenshot sent by Mo Zun in a private message. Well... This