When the harem was reduced to an "Oscar awards scene", my mother was a top-notch actress, and her silly little white rabbit character remained intact for twenty years, but she actually controlled the entire scene with the script in hand.
I am the Black Lotus Ben Lian. I am crying on the outside, but I punch the villain Tianling Gai behind my back!
Emperor Scumbag calls himself the "King of Palace Fighters", but he doesn't know that he has already become the "24K pure gold scapegoat" of our mother and daughter.
Famous scenes of daily palace fighting:
The queen mother "slid" and knocked over the poisoned wine and threw it into my father's face. I immediately fell to my knees with a plop in the rain: "Father! My daughter is willing to be punished on my mother's behalf!"
The scumbag father was so moved that Long Yan was overjoyed. He turned around and saw his mother "weak" leaning on the pillar, covering her face with a handkerchief and murmuring: "Your Majesty, I feel so dizzy~"
——In fact, the two of us have completed the "backstabbing father scumbag" code with our eyes, and even half a catty of the gold thread on the dragon robe was removed.
Until one day, Daddy found out that the treasury was empty, his beloved concubine had gone crazy, and even his favorite dragon throne had been changed into the "Black Lotus Throne"...
He flew into a rage and flipped the table, but my mother choked him and pushed him back to the chair. I took the opportunity to hand him "special chrysanthemum tea" (actually a laxative).
The scumbag father ran like a bereaved dog, with bitter tea (underpants) flying all over the sky. The eunuchs in the palace held up their underpants and chased after him: "Your Majesty! Your fig leaf is hanging on the tree!"
From then on, the style of harem painting completely collapsed——
Daddy would pick up his pants and run around naked every day, my mother would practice a "crash course in palace fighting", and I would be busy handing out the "White Lotus Survival Manual" to my concubines, and change Daddy's jade seal into a "washboard".
Revenge? No, this is called "a human comedy between a mother and her daughter"!
Strong woman? No, this is called "Scumbag's Pants Disappearance Technique"!
