Good news: I've summoned a band of immortal warriors.
Bad news: They treat my apocalyptic world like a giant amusement park.
About combat
I need them to clean up the monsters that threaten the city.
My krypton gold sow player (Su Xiaoxiao): "The monster is too ugly. If you fight it, it will stain my skirt. I won't go."
Result: She spent money to turn the Gan Emperor player into her exclusive thug, and then opened a fashion store in the back.
About exploration
I need them to explore dangerous unknown territories.
My liver emperor player (Lin Ye) regards death as the fastest way to explore the road, dying eight times an hour.
Result: The monster in Wailing Stone Path learned to guard the corpse, and my resurrection altar was almost filled with his ashes.
Other undead: "... Is there something wrong with him?"
About the camp
I need them to feel a sense of belonging to the Empire of the Dead.
They created a game forum, and the top posts were "One Hundred Ways to Gather the Wool of Undead NPCs" and "Top 10 Most Worthy Photo-taking Places in the City of Sighs."
Result: My chief assistant officer, Lunn, was rated first as the "most cute and easy to deceive NPC".
Me (crushed the bone wine glass): "That's enough!"
Recently, they began to study how to speculate on real estate in my main city... Who can help me!
Reader comments
I'm laughing so hard, I've never seen anything like this done before
I'm laughing so hard, I've never seen anything like this done before