Ling Cage: Players Descend, Commander Jingnan Freaks Out

Good news: I summoned a group of immortal warriors.

Bad news: They think my apocalyptic world is one giant amusement park.

[On Combat]

I need them to clear out the monsters threatening the city.

My pay-to-win whale player, Su Xiaoxiao: “That monster is so ugly. Fighting it would get my skirt dirty. I’m not going.”

So she paid the hardcore grinder player to become her personal bodyguard, then opened a fashion boutique in the rear.

[On Exploration]

I need them to explore dangerous, uncharted territory.

My hardcore grinder player, Lin Ye, treats death as the fastest way to scout ahead, dying eight times in an hour.

Now the monsters along the Wailing Stone Path have learned to camp corpses, and my resurrection altar is almost buried under his ashes.

The other undead: “...Is something wrong with him?”

[On Faction Loyalty]

I need them to feel a sense of belonging to the Undead Empire.

They created a gaming forum. Its pinned posts are “A Hundred Ways to Milk Undead NPCs” and “The Top 10 Photo Spots in the City of Sighs.”

As a result, my chief aide, Lun En, was voted “Cutest and Easiest-to-Fool NPC.”

Me, crushing a bone goblet: “Enough!”

Lately, they’ve started figuring out how to speculate in real estate in my capital... Somebody help me!