The moment he was hit by the system, he collapsed.
"This system will help you achieve the legend of 'Fart that shakes mountains and rivers'!"
Laughing at the knife: "Get out of here, this power is so flavorful."
The system felt aggrieved and started the mandatory experience package.
The next day, the city's headlines exploded: "Mysterious gas overturned bank robbers. Experts say it may be a new type of biochemical weapon?"
Just when he was laughing about being stabbed and thought his life was ruined, the boss of the National Security Bureau came to his door in person and held his hand with a solemn expression:
"Comrade, the country needs your shit."
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